last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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