i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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