So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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