god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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