she smelled like a LAN party
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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