we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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