stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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