I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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