I hate your face
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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