whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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