That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell her she can't have a vagina
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We were destined to go to rehab together
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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