I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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