Just mADE A PArabola og urine
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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