we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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