he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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