Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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