the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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