Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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