Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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