perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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