my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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