? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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