don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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