It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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