Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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