we're blogging at a bar
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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