What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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