Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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