I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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