Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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