While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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