I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
It's just like the Real World with babies
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize