You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Less talking, more tequila
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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