My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Randomize