I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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