The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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