Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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