Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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