well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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