The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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