At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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