You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize