You can't motorboat a personality
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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