just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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