dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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