that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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