this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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