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Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I need to calm my uterus...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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