Don't you send me to vm
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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