If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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