I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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